I've seen enough crazy shots to know they happen in the best of families.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I think it is an American pastime for a lot of women.

It doesn't do you any service to demonize any group of people. It's much better to try and understand from the inside.

You get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn't.

I am hoping that, with the added wisdom of old age, I can still look ahead for an improvement in tone, line, colour and composition.

... where does strength come from? It is not muscle strength any more. It is not also mere intellectual strength. What is strength? Strength is the support of the people.

When you make music, you're in really direct contact with your fans out there, so you hear all kinds of stories.

I am very conscious of what I say and do when I go out because the media is quick to make that a story.

Sometimes identity can be your salvation. It can be liberating to find your place in the world, but at some point, identity can hold you back.

I want to always do things that are very current and pushing the boundaries of the way we create art.

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