I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I sleep lightly and tread to keep my head out of the sea of dreams.

People said Ove saw the world in black and white. But she was color. All the color he had.

I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.

Please forgive me, I know not what I do. Please forgive me, I can't stop loving you.

The creature comforts we tend to rationalize as "business expenses I can write off."

I think it's time we women stopped carrying supplies for the entire family. If children don't have room to carry their own toys, if men don't have pockets in their pants, tougho.

History never exactly repeats itself, but it does some rather good impressions.

We usually surprised everyone, and still do, as we keep the craziness onstage.

To be free means to be lacking in constitutive identity...

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh. But he can turn on you. And get nasty and personal and vicious.