I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.

The study of beauty is a duel in which the artist cries out in terror before being vanquished.

I listen to crazy, robust rock music where they sing their faces off, and soul music, which can be similar.

I would want to conceive of philosophy as grounded in the very long humanist tradition that is the best of the West, which is open to the East and North and South.

Wal-Mart is going in and slaughtering [small towns] just as we once killed the buffalo.

I can understand the fact you don't want the ball slipping out of a pitcher's hand because someone can get hurt.

I love doing roles and movies that are different from each other.

Never try to help God fulfill His word.

Leadership is a choice. It's the choice not to do nothing.

I'm a self-taught musician aside from what I've been able to pick up from other players.