I've seen what's happened to America. We're no longer respected.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

The scientistic faith in a science that will one day not only fulfill, but eliminate, personal self-conception through objectifying self-description is not science, but bad philosophy.

Beavers give a dam

We can play now… just do that and that little piece of kinky thoughts… few perverts add and you just got the story.

The air had a cool crispness to it and the leaves on the trees had begun turning yellow and red.

To find oneself jilted is a blow to one's pride. One must do one's best to forget it and if one doesn't succeed at least one must pretend to.

Young girls of 13 or 12 are great actors.

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.

I don't think it's easy to be married to anyone.

Chickens can do many things, but they cannot make sophisticated deals with humans.

...his job was the very least important part of his life, never to be mentioned except in irony.