I've seen what you're going to understand, dear.It made me patient when confronting your temper.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Know all the paths, but walk on your path! Be original!

It is vain for the coward to flee death follows close behind it is only by defying it that the brave escape.

Beyond the realms of what we see, into the regions or the unexplored limited only by our imaginations.

No,' the professor replied. 'Her Majesty s alive and well - at least I assume so if she hasn't met a certain van driver from Yeovil.' ~Professor Hamilton

My first job was singing on the Cas Walker radio show in Knoxville, Tennessee. I was about 10 years old and I thought it was big time.

Above all, the ability to feel the force of an argument apart from the substance it deals with is the strongest weapon against prejudice.

I love the fact that I can go out there on stage with a guitar and sing a song that means something to somebody.

The bonus for bankers fragilizes the system. Someone has the upside at the expense of others.

Express gratitude for what your spouse does for you. Express that love and gratitude often.

I got it all, I got the money, I got the looks, I got the brainpower