I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Telling my story was supposed to be a good thing but it had just made everything worse.

Art, like dreams, helps our eyes to see what our hearts already know.

I enjoy sports in person.

The difference between the actor and the painter is that the actor would buy somebody a knish in order to have them watch him act.

Let me feel now what sharp distress I may.

Truth does not lie beyond humanity, but is one of the products of the human mind and feeling.

When we let others control us by the threat of disapproval and rejection, we give up far too much of ourselves and make it impossible for us to engage in authentic relationships.

It was obvious that the matter had to be settled, and evasions were distasteful to me.

Whatever I want,' he says. 'Yes.' 'I'm afraid you haven't been privy to that dream yet.

I don't care about money or fame or anything like that, but it would be a perk.