I've seen wonderful stay-at-home moms and moms who could use a little improving.

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Cancer is really hard to go through and it's really hard to watch someone you love go through, and I know because I have been on both sides of the equation.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

A couple of hanging glands have nothing to do with making someone a man.

Motherhood is the only thing in my life that I've really known for sure is something I wanted to do.

I am always looking for a great play and a great part to do.

I am definitely as happy as I've ever been. Happier, I would say, than I've ever been.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. So the only thing to really be afraid of is if you don't go get your mammograms.

Desire activates the potential that was coined within you. You cannot unleash your potential without stepping up your desire to succeed...

I got involved in Gateway National Park and just became fascinated with gardens.

One interviewer asked me: 'How do you feel that you've betrayed your father?' That wasn't really very cool.

The reason I became successful is because I touched. I touched my community.

Pale death with an impartial foot knocks at the hovels of the poor and the palaces of king.

I tell my children that a man like Bill Gates has a personal fortune of $100 billion. They can't even comprehend that. Then I explain that he has more money than some countries.

We often quarrel with the unfortunate to get rid of pitying them.

Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for all eternity.

I have a big personality, and I've been attracted to women with big personalities. I think that is usually going to happen when you have big personalities.

Tools were made and born were hands, Every farmer understands.