I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

The BBC is a victim of its own independence.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.

By the end of the affair, she had acquired so much miserable information about men and women she almost decided to give up relationships for good.

Yoga is the space where flower blossoms.

I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else.

Peace comes from within; do not try to seek it without.

I believe God will make a way.

Unlike men, women got less sentimental as we aged, I was discovering.

Chanel lambskin, vintage Vanson I'm on the bike doing wheelies in a mansion

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

Your opinions are your symptoms.