I've spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line.

My fame came from my success as a country music singer.

We all make mistakes. We're human. Hopefully, everyone -- like I am -- will have that attitude. I'm not upset.

All I want is your loving, feel the earth move when we kiss. I don't need a big ol' diamond, but I'll take it baby if you insist.

I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I'm innocent!

I think my life did go the way it was supposed to go for me.

A woman with a mind, a body with a soul. A heart full of love, that won't let go.

I need ten thousand angels to walk me out the door.

Roger Clemens is one of the most wonderful men I've ever known. I loved him very much... still love him to this day. He treated me like a princess.

No matter what happens, I'm going to protect my kid.

My mom and I have always had issues.

Rainbows make great pets, because they're already house trained.

The key to high-quality communication is trust, and it's hard to trust somebody that you don't know.

Never read Who Moved My Cheese in the workplace when you can read The Joy of Not Working.

I came out of a family background that involved itself with people.

A noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself, and a mean man, by one lower than himself.

I was reading for understanding. I wanted to do to a reader what Salinger did for me.

It's great to have something to dress up for. You know, I spent three years in slacks at drama school, so now I like putting a dress on.

I am a perfect being in a perfect world.

When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does.

Writing is a performance, like singing an aria or dancing a jig