I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

But Champagne is not drinking.

Your dreams become your destiny when your plans become your actions!

Trying to be like me as a person is not a good idea. To have the same interest, to talk about the same and so on and so on... it's kind time waste!

He had no racial feeling—not because he was superior to his brother civilians, but because he had matured in a different atmosphere, where the herd instinct does not flourish.

Your shadow will always release whatever overshadows you

I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.

We are defined by how we use our power.

She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide.

I believe in human rights for everyone, and none of us is qualified to judge each other and that none of us should therefore have that authority.

In every person's face, there is one place that seems to express them most accurately. With my grandmother, you always looked at her mouth.

What you think, so you will become.