I've thought of doing many things in my life, under the influence of life, and I've never actually thought of straddling two carriages while they're moving.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

It's a fact that people are afraid of what they don't understand. And most are too lazy or ignorant to find out more.

I believe that before all else I am a reasonable human being, just as you are--or, at all events, that I must try and become one.

Big dreams are marathons. Passionate actions are marathons of marathons! Waiters don't deserve it

Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?

Before we acquire great power we must acquire wisdom to use it well.

They [Russians] are the adversary, they - we're the adversary they love to hate.

Chiapas is probably the main concern I have right now for the planet.

When you think about your heritage, you think about toughness and hard work.

Happiness is just how you feel when you don't feel miserable.

Sometimes you must lose everything to gain it again, and the regaining is the sweeter for the pain of loss.