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I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.


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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.



A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.



If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.



Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.



Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.



Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.



Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.



My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.



You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.





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Think of God and not religion, of ecstasy and not mysticism. The difference between the theoretician of faith and the believer is as great as between the psychiatrist and the psychotic.

Think of God and not religion, of ecstasy and not mysticism. The difference between the theoretician of faith and the believer is as great as between the psychiatrist and the psychotic.



Fear is a prison in which we place ourselves. You need only to press against the bars to realize that the door is always unlocked, and you are always free to leave.

Fear is a prison in which we place ourselves. You need only to press against the bars to realize that the door is always unlocked, and you are always free to leave.



If it's me who loves you, you'll know, as I will tell it you in my own words.

If it's me who loves you, you'll know, as I will tell it you in my own words.



Recently I saw Kasparov and he looked to me as still young and potent champion.

Recently I saw Kasparov and he looked to me as still young and potent champion.



The words that come direct from the people are the greatest.If you substitute one out of your own vocabulary, it disappears before your eyes.

The words that come direct from the people are the greatest.If you substitute one out of your own vocabulary, it disappears before your eyes.



Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.



From the ruins, lonely and inexplicable as the sphinx, rose the Empire State Building.

From the ruins, lonely and inexplicable as the sphinx, rose the Empire State Building.



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Elvis up in Michigan and maybe out in Mars.



The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.

The person who has a sense of humor is not just more relaxed in the face of a potentially stressful situation, but is more flexible in his approach.



Whereas painting is a more rarefied art form, with a limited audience, I recognized film as this extraordinary social tool that could reach tremendous numbers of people.

Whereas painting is a more rarefied art form, with a limited audience, I recognized film as this extraordinary social tool that could reach tremendous numbers of people.




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This page presents the quote "I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.". Author of this quote is Phyllis Diller. This quote is about transcendental meditation, meditation, feng shui, buddhism, philosophy, numerology, gin, scientology,.