I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.

The white people were as thick and numerous and aimless as grasshoppers, moving always in a hurry but never seeming to get to whatever place it was they were going to.

Nothing lives long Only the earth and mountains

To the Indians it seemed that these Europeans hated everything in nature - the living forests and their birds and beasts, the grassy grades, the water, the soil, the air itself.

The librarians know the secrets, not the historians

Amazement is better than annoyance.

There are women who only look at another woman's shoes and never at her face.And others who always look women in the face and only occasionally at their shoes.

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

The complexity of the situation of having a war going on around you and what that delivers to you is that you have to figure out which side to take.

The workshop of character is everyday life.

Man is the inventor of stupidity.

I've made movies that cost less than one car chase.

The last time I did anything like this [special powers] was with the Narnia film with two swords, the same but different.

Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs.

The junk merchant doesn't sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to his product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise. He degrades and simplifies the client.