I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.

Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.

I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.

If ever there was a dwelling worthy of the Creator, it would be... in a truly Thankful heart.

The speech of God’s beautiful woman is a fountain of life to those around her.

I had always thought that sorrow was the most exhausting of the emotions. Now I knew that it was anger.

You ask rather too many questions. I have given you answers enough for the present: now I want to read.

According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less from the tooth fairy. That's right, the economy is so bad that even make-believe people are feeling the pinch.

Purple's my favorite color.

The best leaders collect information widely, listen to everybody, and then decide by themselves.

What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.

I apply the same amount of dedication to being a mom as I do to my music...

I find that biographical material holds me back, hampers my creative process, cramps my imagination.