I've won at every level, except college and pro.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Now mine eyes see the heart that once we did search for, and I fear this heart shall be mended, nevermore.

Poetry is and should not be explained It’s not a theory not a formula or a set patternIt’s a labyrinth of reflection with no source of image

Simple things have greater power than the complicated things!

I know a lot of people think it's monotonous down the black lines over and over but it's not if you're enjoying what you're doing. I love to swim and I love to train.

Beauty is in the eye of the Creator.

I may win and I may lose, but I will never be defeated

Everything is worth more when you have to earn it.

One just principle from the depths of a cave is more powerful than an army.

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.

That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.