I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

I cannot say to be glad or not glad to be on Everest. It is my life. I have opportunity to be here, so I am here.

The only solution to the issue of human rights is oblivion.

For something that is static, fixed, dead, there can be a way or a definite path; but not for anything that is moving and living.

I never have lunch because it makes me foggy-headed.

We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.

I have never observed that the religious are more eager to die than the rest of us poor mortals.

The truth will not necessarily set you free, but truthfulness will.

In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear to god I hate my life.

Work? It’s just serious play.

All forms of self-defeating behavior are unseen and unconscious, which is why their existence is denied.