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Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

The worldly life (sansar) means a basket full of worries.

Life is a story. Why do we die? Because we live. Why do we live? Because our Maker opened His mouth and began to tell a story.

The sympathy of sorrow is stronger than the sympathy of prosperity.

If I was a Mayor, I would sort the traffic out and that includes public transport. The traffic jams really get on my nerves.

My clothes are predominately black and my home is predominantly white.

Where did Gabriel get a lily, In the month of March, When the green Is hardly seen On the early larch?

Despair makes priests and friars.

Blessed are the uncool; for they shall be happy without needing the approval of others.

He who has ceased to enjoy his friend's superiority has ceased to love him.