I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

I heard the rumours,but the only blond people here [in Sweden] are the guys. And they all look like Ellen DeGeneres. It's Ellen DeGeneres world, and it's all guys! It's now switched.

Sometimes I become the comedy jukebox. I read the emails, people give me requests.The shows are just amazing; they're packed with people and they're so much fun to do.

In the nineties, it was all women being blonde and from Sweden. But now it's changed: it's all men looking like Ellen DeGeneres.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?

I'm an amused observer. I don't bet or gamble; that's the worst thing.

I like football. I like baseball. When the pitcher and the batter start fighting, that's the best.

Hungry for what? Money? No. Power? Over people? That was like having power over clams.

When there is a fight between your heart and your head, experience has taught me that the best thing you can do is pick up your Bible and remind yourself of what God says.

All three of the Abrahamic religions were born and nurtured in arid, disturbed environments.

There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

Music, when thus applied, raises noble hints in the mind of the hearer, and fills it with great conceptions. It strengthens devotion, and advances praise into rapture.

I went to an amazing school in Brooklyn called St. Anne's that's a really kind of creative hot bed.

Doubtless there are things in nature which have not yet been seen. If an artist discovers them, he opens the way for his successors.

I came from a house full of books, so I took reading for granted. I was an outdoorsy little kid, too, so I got the best of both worlds by taking books up trees and reading there.

The only valid voice of one's reputation is that spoken by one's conscience.