I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

I take Him shopping with me. I say, OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.

You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

Honey, I am going to my grave with my eyelashes and my makeup on.

The Bible says, Judge not lest ye be judged. Our lives are supposed to be hospitals, not courtrooms.

I love being under submission to my husband ... I believe in keeping the male ego intact.

I can trust in Jesus. And this Gospel that we preach does work. So those who are hurting and suffering today, hang in there. The sun will shine again.

Religious people today are courts and juries. When it comes down to it, Jesus died on the cross so that we could learn to love others like we love ourselves, not judge them or persecute them.

The beauty of your smile fills me with the joy of life.

You win some, you lose some, let Karma takes its course… - Cocoy McCoy -

Anything is bearable as long as you can make a story out of it...

Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the places you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can.

A guitar riff played on a piano doesn't come close to the purity of it being played on a guitar but I faked it enough to get by.

My retirement plan was in place but Bernie Maidoff with my money.

Ghosts don't scare me. Flesh and blood people do.

Unfortunately for the Iraqi people, instead of meeting these requirements, for six years, Saddam Hussein has lied, delayed, obstructed and tried to deceive

A revolution requires of its leaders a record of unbroken infallibility; if they do not possess it, they are expected to invent it.

From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any reindeer games.