I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Every day, I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately, I have a great group of friends who help me do this.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

What does the Lord God requires of us:To love what is good.To do justice.To do what is right.

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.

If you look at the world today, lies are mainstream. Truth is a fringe phenomenon.

Sometimes you have to choose whether what you’re wishin’ for is really what you want

A dead grief is easier to bear than a live trouble.

Every star has been set in the sky. We mistakenly think they were put there for us.

We're all basically made of the same stuff: generosity and selfishness, goodness and greed.

With every breath, I'm deeper in you.

A man with no imaginations has no wings.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.