I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

The question is not "can you wear your father's shoes?". The question is "can you walk in your father's shoes?". It is one thing having a mentor and it is another thing to become like your mentor.

Man's devilish thoughts is the devil and the devil is man.

And this title, retired Major Ryland, gives you authority over my MasterCard?

FIRST WATCHER Why do people die? SECOND WATCHER Perhaps because they don't dream enough.

The words I use too often are X-rated, something an old man like me shouldn't be talking about anyway.

I really love being a character actor. I have to say I wish it were a little easier. There are still a lot of things that I don't get, like I do wish I had more of my own.

In the end anti-black, anti-female, and all forms of discrimination are equivalent to the same thing: anti-humanism.

Suffering is due entirely to clinging or resisting. It is a sign of our unwillingness to move on, to flow with life

A woman is human. She is not better, wiser, stronger, more intelligent, more creative, or more responsible than a man. Likewise, she is never less. Equality is a given. A woman is human.

Faith is a most precious commodity, without which we should be very badly off.