I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

We live less and less, and we learn more and more. Sensibility is surrendering to intelligence.

I don't care if you're Republican or a Democrat or a Liberal, getting crucified for the way you think or believe, obviously if it's not hurting anyone, it's just Un-American.

It takes nine months for a baby to develop, it takes nine months to develop a character.

In science, obsessiveness under psychological control can be a virtue.

The organizing principle, which according to an eternal law creates the different essential organs of the body, and animates them, is not itself seated in one particular organ.

Bringing a baby into the world is something I've always wanted, and now I'm completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being.

So I'd rather have a defense that's successful where everyone's comfortable in their positions.

What I notice about men, all men, is that their order is me, my family, God is in there somewhere, but me is first.

It doesn't take much to get me up for baseball. Once the National Anthem plays, I get chills. I even know the words to it now.

Nationalism and extremism ... are spreading today like a cancerous growth in the fabric of people's national self-awareness.