I want a girl that can swallow my pride.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

All men and women flee from the witnesses of their wrongdoings.

There is as yet no liberty if the power of judging be not separated from legislative power and the executrix

There was a frosty rime upon the trees, which, in the faint light of the clouded moon, hung upon the smaller branches like dead garlands.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

I think we have to bottom out. When the studios jump out of the ring, perhaps the artist can get back in.

in this great war [WWI] ... they had, all of them, on all sides, lost their freedom. The freedom to think hopefully of the future.

The soul of a child is as complicated and full of contradictions as our soul is.

The only thing that has ever consumed me is love from time to time. Feeling like, 'What is it? How do I get it?'

We have to appreciate that we are part of nature, we must work with nature; the environment is our lifeline.

He who dishonors himself [by lying about his opinions] for the sake of being honored by others will find that two mistakes have been made - one by himself, and the other, by the people.