I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.

There is no greater poverty, than poverty of the mind.

we ask for too much salvation by legislation. All we need to do is empower individuals with the right philosophy and the right information to opt out en masse. (quoting Joel Salatin)

Kind hearts are more than coronets, And simple faith than Norman blood.

Modern life would not be possible if it were not for chemicals, nor would modern natural gas production.

A guilty system recognizes no innocents.

What we become as our lives evolve depends on the quality of our experiences here and now.

Mercy," he said,"in a fair fight between near equals, I'll back you every time. It's the demons, vampires, and river devils I worry about, and I'm working on that.

When the whole world doesn't believe in God, it'll be a great place.

I did, but I'm not real fond of giving interviews.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.