I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad.

For convenience sake, we deny the truth and look past it. Instant pleasure transforms quietly into immense pain.

Ordinary is an insult to excellence.

The ladder of success is never crowded at the top.

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.

Zeus hates busybodies and those who do too much.

At the most basic level, the key to ending extreme poverty is to enable the poorest of the poor to get their foot on the ladder of development.

A wise man seeks much counsel...a fool listens to all of it.

The bishops eat from my hand.

Emailing a meaningful photograph to someone who is not expecting it can change a relationship forever.

Dreams can change histories and songs can alter destinies.