I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top.

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

The scary thing about the future... there will be tiny cameras everywhere, and they'll be flying around like mosquitoes and drones. That will be bad. Drones are scary. You can't reason with a drone.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff.

Love is like dried flowers sometimes. Even though you watch the petals shrink and change colour, you cannot help treasuring them

With the right MINDSET, you can Survive, Thrive & Grow... Even in the Midst of turbulence and change

You are growing into consciousness, and my wish for you is that you feel no need to constrict yourself to make other people comfortable.

Smart radiation researchers use radiation resistance health techniques in order to offset the known biological harm of their toxic radiation exposures.

Parents should never have to bury their own children.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

No matter where you go you are what you are player and you can try to change but that's just the top layer man you was who you was before you got here

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

My, I like Judy Holliday! She looks like a Monet model. And she's so - so defenseless. I like defenseless people. They're the best.

The two pioneering forces of modern sensibility are Jewish moral seriousness and homosexual aestheticism and irony.