I want my best friend back, she thinks, because without him nothing is good and nothing is right.

You can live your whole life not realizing that what you're looking for is right in front of you.

This is where it all begins. Everything starts here, today.

Be nice wont you?" "I am nice, I'm always nice." "But not too nice. I mean don't make a religion out of it, niceness.

Cherish your friends, stay true to your principles, live passionately and fully and well. Experience new things. Love and be loved, if you ever get the chance

Envy was just the tax you paid on success.

Salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon, salmon. I eat so much salmon at these weddings, twice a year I get this urge to swim upstream.

I'm not the consolation prize, Dex. I'm not something you resort to. I happen to think I'm worth more than that.

Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today; and I'll always remember it

No, friends were like clothes: fine while they lasted but eventually they wore thin or you grew out of them.

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word.

It's not like there's a law against flying.""Yes there is. The law of gravity.

You can never go back.Never.Not if you want to survive.

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.

This is often the way we put together our lives, adding the striking qualities of others into our own character.

Not all who are lost are lost forever.

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

I think it's really important to create spiritual revolutionaries.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.

My body's feeling sore, but my soul is feeling pretty good.