I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say.

If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick.

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY.

Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone.

I believe that destiny, and anything that is truly meant to be, will always find a way to right itself.

Loyalty is still the same Whether it win or lose the game True as a dial to the sun Although it be not shined upon.

Everything that happens helps you grow, even if its hard to see right now.

I feel like fashion and style is a big part of being an artist.

If I had caused the cloud, it was my duty to make an effort to dispel it.

From Architecture down to the Zodiac, every science worthy of the name was imported by the Greeks

Nothing can be controlled by one country today; nothing.

Child labor perpetuates poverty, unemployment, illiteracy, population growth and other social problems.

What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.