I want people to enjoy reaching out and making their dreams come true.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I'm completely aware of Matisse and what he said, that painters must begin by cutting out their tongues.

It takes many years to build good reputations, but it takes a few minutes for their destruction.

We should lay up in peace what we shall need in war.

You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]

Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat.

We are where centuries only count as seconds, and after a thousand lives, our eyes begin to open.

Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.

The first noble truth of the Buddha is that when we feel suffering, it doesn’t mean that something is wrong. What a relief.

I am both stunned and appalled that Pat Robertson would claim to know the mind of God concerning whether particular events... were the judgments of God.

I like to use all of myself, and acting wasn't doing that.