I want someone who puts the whole ball of wax at risk. I want the kind of marriage where we would follow each other out into the stormy fatal sea or I'm not marrying at all.

You can't replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but that's not to say you shouldn't get more dogs and people in your life.

You know what Sunday is, it's a day with a lot of potential for naps.

Suddenly I realize that everyone in the whole world is, at the end of a day, staring at a dusky horizon, owner of a day that no one else will ever know.

I am not in the body of life. I hover on the extremities. I float.

When you're a child you never figure a grownup is going to be jealous of you. It's the grownups who seem to have everything. Children give adults far too much credit.

At heart, we're all violent raging wolves, but in our actions we can be pacifists.

There's something about sports. You can be setting fire to cats and burying them in your backyard, but as long as you're playing team sports, people think you're okay.

The richness of our lives depends on what we are willing to notice and what we are willing to believe.

Sometimes you get tempted to make something wonderful even better but in doing so you lose what was so wonderful to begin with.

No one really understands a family but the people in it and even they each understand it differently.

I think there's a part when you sign your soul to the devil and start working in Los Angeles that you also sign away that you could be a human being in anyone's eye. You're like a robot!

Shaming is one of the deepest tools of imperialist, white supremacist, capitalist patriarchy because shame produces trauma and trauma often produces paralysis.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

Here in the UK the audience immediately reacts and they get the fact that: "What would be the most annoying thing in the world?" A Chesney Hawkes alarm clock!

The universe considers me its personal cat toy.

Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it.

Accountability breeds response-ability.

We must use a good deal of economy in our wood, never cutting down new, where we can make the old do.

No excuse for those mechanical errors to be happening.