I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

Help does not come from anywhere outside - it comes only from within ourselves.

We cannot all be masters.

Every time I get criticism from people, I learn from it and what to do the next time so there are fewer misconceptions. I'm continuing to be socialized as a woman, but also as a filmmaker.

I have to recognize that I am agnostic.

The problem with righteous indignation is that even when you're right, you're still left feeling indignant.

Success in crime always invites to worse deeds

Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend.

You can’t have meaningful political democracy without functioning economic democracy.

Every word was once a poem. Every new relation is a new word.

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.