... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

Nutrition makes me puke.

There is no better therapy than understanding.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

Make sure you are standing for something you believe in.

The good may lose

Energy is a concept that has been coined by physicists. There is no observable thing known as energy anywhere.

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

If you can't take a small loss, sooner or later you will take the mother of all losses.

Vice, like virtue, Grows in small steps, and no true innocence Can ever fall at once to deepest guilt.

If we are to find our way across troubled waters, we are better served by the company of those who have built bridges, who have moved beyond despair and inertia.

It's as simple as this. When people don't unload their opinions and feel like they've been listened to, they won't really get on board.

We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.

Men want a challenge, but they want a challenge they can win.