I want to be married and I want to be away from people.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

You have to humor them you know." Lucile sighed lightly as the door closed. "Men can be boring, but they are necessary. One needs to learn to work around them. Don't you think so?

Ain’t no good ever comes of it, if you ain’t steering yourself.

Most rich people have a gangster in their ancestry somewhere.

My passion is to see ordinary believers receive extraordinary answers to their prayers.

The joy that compassion brings is one of the best-kept secrets of humanity. It is a secret known only to a very few people, a secret that has to be rediscovered over and over again.

You can never trust anyone once you've had to trap them in a cage.

Yeah, yeah. I, I don't think I'm always right. But I don't think young people are always right, either.

The pleasures of the palate deal with us like Egyptian thieves who strangle those whom they embrace.

One of the things Donald Trump has criticized Hillary [Clinton] for is discrediting women who said they'd had affairs or been sexually harassed by her husband.