I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

Watch out for those who celebrate your success with bitterness in their hearts!  surely, they'll hail you for what you are, and hate you for what you have become.

What a brilliant cover story. In a success-obsessed society like this one, what's the best rock to hide something under? It's the rock called failure.

Be polite write diplomatically even in a declaration of war one observes the rules of politeness.

I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I'm very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely.

We should vigorously debate policy differences. We have too much all-or-nothing in American politics.

...A man is not required to run faster than he is able but it is a requirement to run.

I wonder if music is the only expression of the soul that is not hopelessly compromised in communication.

We reject the way the world is at the moment and we don't accept nuclear weapons

Live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your book begins. The rest is still unwritten.

No iron chain, or outward force of any kind, can ever compel the soul of a person to believe or to disbelieve.