I want to be remembered as a man who was positive, who made a difference, and who walked in God's light.

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you.

When I look in the mirror, I see a gentleman getting a little older and a little wiser.

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.

You have too take from each artist what works for you, and then create your own sound. You put different combinations in the mix and it becomes something unique in the end.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence

If I knew then what I know now I guess it'd make no difference

‎The only way Jesus can be our King is if we allow Him to be our Servant

You have time to do what needs to be done.

Artists must remain in a state of awe to remain artists.

Because the Republican Party are filled with cowards they're afraid to reach out to the Hispanic community, they're afraid to reach out to the black community.

All of my books now come from readers' ideas.

Mathematics is a language plus reasoning. It's like a language plus logic. Mathematics is a tool for reasoning.

Though not always called upon to condemn ourselves, it is always safe to suspect ourselves.

My position on how to address the Confederate flag is clear. In Florida, we acted, moving the flag from the state grounds to a museum, where it belonged.

In meditation we are continuously discovering who and what we are.