I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Solitude time is a period when you actually turn your time into some treasure.

Out of reach and out of sight, Oh my heart will follow your light, Won’t you hear my heart, Need you tonight …..

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.

Salvation lies not in the faithfulness to forms, but in the liberation from them.

I am just happy to be part of the Nike family.

Behold them, conquerors of the world, the toga-clad race of Romans!

I don't mind demanding women.

Through searching out origins, one becomes a crab. The historian looks backwards, and finally he also believes backwards.

The fuel for the sports fan is the ability to have private theories.

I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.