I want to do something I feel like I can do.

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up.

If it's not happening, write your own thing!

I think that being a mother, you would do anything for your children. Their pain is your pain; if they're in pain, you feel their pain.

Nobody knows how long you're going to have life on Earth, so you really have to work at being joyous and happy.

I actually went to college with Adam Sandler. He was a dramatic actor, too!

There's so much to watch, I can't even keep up.

Sometimes a fan comes up to me, and I'm really interested in how they're acting, so I'll study them and use that in my material.

I'm healthy, I have beautiful children and a beautiful life. I don't want to go toward negative stuff because I'm scared.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

I do make a conscious effort to not repeat old patterns, instead of being like, But they don't want me! I haven't always been that way.

It is not all books that are as dull as their readers.

Become Yourself

I came, I saw, I concurred...

A woman stood in front of her with the peculiar poise that comes before the discovery of age and after the loss of innocence.

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to not make the same mistake twice.

I mean, all the ratings wars are silly. But, I mean, someone has to be concerned about the ratings because it means, you know, it translates into revenue.

The principal objective of American government at every level should be to see that children are born into intact families and that they remain so.

The gods give to mortals not everything at the same time.

Let the world slide, let the world go; A fig for care, and a fig for woe! If I can't pay, why I can owe, And death makes equal the high and low.

If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.