I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Government can only reign over a classes-divided society.

Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

People go to Disney because they know its brand attributes. We believe we have an opportunity to go with our content directly to consumers.

Nominees [to Supreme Court] shouldn't be expected to pre-commit to ruling on certain issues in a certain way. Nor should senators ask nominees to pledge to rule on issues in a particular way.

The thing I like about the band [Dead Child] is that there's no pretense. We aren't even trying to be artists or poets.

Baseball is an art! A drama! A ballet without music! Let us give it a Greek chorus!

Egyptian Proverb: The worst things: To be in bed and sleep not, To want for one who comes not, To try to please and please not.

you don't need free will to determine that twice two is four. that's not what i call free will

Miracles do not happen.

Counseling has to do with intuition, with work on oneself, with the quietness of one's mind and the openness of one's heart.