I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

Ocean is not supposed to be scared of the drops.

Too often my solution is to let something die because I can’t keep it alive, when God’s solution is to let something live because His Son already died for it.

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

I wanted to see Democrats out there talking about our core set of issues. And let people around this country vote, let - people have caucuses, let them do it however they're going to do it.

Prolonged inflation never 'stimulates' the economy. On the contrary, it unbalances, disrupts, and misdirects production and employment.

No one, and nothing, will ever hurt you as long as I'm alive.

Digression is the soul of wit.

On the secretly blushing cheek is reflected the glow of the heart