I want to keel over on stage playing King Lear at age 99 or something like that.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

The making of art is no different than prayer.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Well, Dwight was born to be No. 2 and I don't think he would know what to do as a leader. But he loves following. He would have made a great fascist.

I joined an acting class in my junior year in high school. I'd always wanted to try it.

Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

And I do believe that the way to change a society, to uplift people - not just their spirit, but to uplift their society and economic base - is through education.

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

I am successful because I did not waste time bothering about what others were doing but focussed on what I was doing.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

Many of us go from being taken care of as children to taking care of others as adults. Shouldn't there be a time when we learn to take care of ourselves?

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Greater mischief happens often from folly, meanness, and vanity than from the greater sins of avarice and ambition.

A mind at liberty to reflect on its own observations, if it produce nothing useful to the world, seldom fails of entertainment to itself.

Wes Craven is a wonderful friend, and we had a really good time together.

Decency renders all things tolerable.

Our public monuments are memorials to the Enlightenment.

I'm going to make a long speech because I've not had the time to prepare a short one.