I want to know what good is a web search engine that returns 324,909,188 'matches' to my key word. That's like saying, "Good news, we've located the product you're looking for. It's on Earth.

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.

Because failure isn't an option if success is just a matter of more effort.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

Some people just don’t appreciate having a dog around. It’s sad to think there are people like that. I knew Gloria was that way—maybe that’s why she could never be truly happy.

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.

Apparently there are three levels of brain activity. Level 1 is the lowest level - the amount of concentration required to, say, delete emails or serve in congress.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

Not everything that can be counted counts.Not everything that counts can be counted.

This whole kissing process was turning out to be far more complicated and stressful than I'd thought it would be.

Despair is the absolute extreme of self-love. It is reached when a man deliberately turns his back on all help from anyone else in order to taste the rotten luxury of knowing himself to be lost.

Live like the Kennedy's, above the law.

I certainly did plays in high school and community theater, and I want to get back on the stage.

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

There are trappings of science fiction which I kind of embrace, but there are also cliches which I run from.

The financing of my films has always been international.

If you want to own the life, you must first own the death! To own the death, you must understand it! To understand it, you must know to think like the death!

If you are successful, you will win some false friends & some true enemies: Succeed anyway

Today never feels like it will be history, but it will. And more likely than not, you will look back and realize that you should have known.

You cannot, I repeat, successfully acquire it and preserve your modesty at the same time.