I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

nothing is accomplished by writing a piece of musicnothing is accomplished by hearing a piece of musicnothing is accomplished by playing a piece of musicour ears are now in excellent condition.

Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.

I define spirituality as a search for love, beauty, happiness and wisdom. Spirituality is a journey that we never finish.

Do studies, not pictures. Know when you are licked - start another. Be alive, stop when your interest is lost.

For the good, when praised, feel something of disgust, if to excess commended.

By revolution we become more ourselves, not less.

Love isn't who you can see yourself with. It's who you can't see yourself without.

Fashion is not art. Never.

My first lessons lasted two weeks and it was Jingle Bells. It didn't make any sense at all. I wanted to know how to play like Hendrix.

I want to avoid locking people into solutions that work only with Postfix. People should have a choice in what software they want to use with Postfix, be it anti-virus or otherwise.