I want to make something, and I want people to know I made it.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors that we’ve never seen before.

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

Every new travel brings new transformation.

More in sorrow than in anger.

Primitive does not mean stupid.

Free thought, free speech and a free press.

I'm an Asian with a Southern accent. To a lot of people, that right there is funny.

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

The secret of great battles consists in knowing how to deploy and concentrate at the right time.

Among the conservative Greek opinion there would be no regrets that Alexander the Greek leader was invading the barbarians.

I'll play with a hundred pieces or do a solo job.

I have no idea what 'method actor' means.