I want to make sure Kiara’s got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a hot bod and a face that could make angels weep.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

Happiness is not in wealth or splendor, but in passion, perception, and pursuit.

A woman who knows me, understands what I am, and who wants to have secret rules with me.

I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space!

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Ah, we men and women are like ropes drawn tight with strain that pull us in different directions.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

Death is nothing to us: for that which is dissolved is without sensation; and that which lacks sensation is nothing to us.

No one may forsake their neighbors when they are in trouble. Everybody is under obligation to help and support their neighbors as they would themselves like to be helped.

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.