I want to punish them. I want that punishment to be so hard, so vicious that the next who takes their place wets himself at the mere thought of trying to fight me.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

[People] are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.

The thought of going abroad makes my heart leap.

When we see persons of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see persons of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.

For instance, in places like universities, where everyone speaks so rationally, it is necessary for a kind of enchanter to appear.

I keep re-watching Friends. It's so dumb. There's so much good TV and I'm really into all of it.

Information can be passed from one to another, like a silver dollar. There's absolutely no wisdom except what you learn for yourself.

I have a really high tolerance level for twits. I really do.

Becoming wealthy is like playing Monopoly.. the person who can accumulate the most assets wins the game.

Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woman.

Bond was escapism, but not meant to be imitated in real life.