I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.

Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

I had sadness for breakfast.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

Life is all about choices. Choices define us, sculpt us. What will your choices say about you?

If you can't give the is-ness of a thing give the not-ness of it! The main thing is to hook up, get the wheels turning, sound off. When your brakes jam, try going in reverse. If often works.

Every great success is an accumulation of thousands of ordinary efforts that no one else sees or appreciates.

For a long time the human instinct to understand was thwarted by facile religious explanations.

Never be sincere - sincerity is the death of writing.

When you learn to harness the power of your fears it can take you places beyond your wildest dreams.

The camera is one of the greatest liars of our time.

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God.

When I hear someone’s in the civil rights business, I oil up my AR-25.

There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs, or two grains; the most universal quality is diversity.