I want to see the writers strike because the writers, god bless them, are the only true commies we have in Hollywood.

I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man.

I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.

I've had this problem since I was in my 20s. They don't call it manic depression anymore. They call it a bipolar disorder, and I'm a Type 2?

I only really work when I want to.

It always impresses me when a person of small stature has command.

I was born just barely south of the Mason Dixon line.

I'm blessed with eight children - though I'm talking about eight adults now.

I'm getting grumpier all the time.

When we will learn to use our love as a currency to buy the peace, peace will be there.

God’s intention is that everything that has breath would praise him

My son was killed in 2004. I am not paying my taxes for 2004. You killed my son, George Bush, and I don't owe you a penny.

The sensual mysticism of entire vertical being.

I have a limited amount of time to build a career out of football and be the best that I can be at this job. When this job is over, I have the rest of my life to do what I want with my time.

Spreadable butter is wonderful for cake-making: it's much easier to cream than the block type and slightly lighter because it's blended with oil.

People like death and mayhem.

Hardness shatters; strength endures.

I feel so entirely in my element with a full orchestra; even if my mortal enemies were marshalled before me, I could lead them, master them, surround them, or repulse them.