I want to see your tailpipe fading off into the sunset." Good luck, I thought. My tailpipe was somewhere on Route 1, along with my muffler.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Decisions shape destiny. Be bold to make them. The worst form of decision is INDECISION

Men can be pitiless towards a woman whose body has eluded them, particularly if this is thanks to their own cowardice.

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.

When I was growing up, my parents were almost involved in various volunteer things. My dad was head of Planned Parenthood. And it was very controversial to be involved with that.

Fire destroys all sophistry, that is deceit; and maintains truth alone, that is gold.

Sam: “You—you greatly overestimate my self-control.” Grace: “I’m not looking for self-control.

Reading a book you are not enjoying is a torture not to be undertaken without a reward. I leave plays at the interval, too!

Cricket more than any other game is inclined towards sentimentalism and cant.

I never did cheesecake; I just used my hair.

It seems to me that violence against women has been tolerated for so long that the world has become numb to it.