I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

The same rightists who decades ago were shouting, 'Better dead than red!' are now often heard mumbling, 'Better red than eating hamburgers.

Cutting a tree down doesn't kill it

My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born, and that is all that is necessary.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

Let the results be a by-product of you taking impeccable steps day-in and day-out.

Is giving in to the photographer's presumably natural impulse to compose and light well sometimes okay and not okay other times?

I feel like music does have a role to play in waking people up; it can be an alarm clock or it can be a lullaby.

If you wish to help someone, give secretly and avoid arrogance.

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

There's a verse in the Bible says, 'In everything give thanks, for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.' And what brings me peace is the scripture.