I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

We all are passengers to a train called life, the duration & destination to which is pre-planned.

Men show their superiority inside animals outside.

It's a terrific book and I can't wait for the movie, " says Phillip Adams on Late Night Live, ABC Radio National.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I like situations that force me to rethink things.

I live a bourgeois life.

We should consider the histories of Christ three manner of ways; first, as a history of acts or legends; second, as a gift or a present; thirdly, as an example, which we should believe and follow.

I did five seasons of 'Baywatch,' and I did four seasons of 'VIP.' I've been around awhile.

It took me some time to join the various streams of making music that was technically good and making music that made me feel good.

When I was young, we were taught not to dunk. We were taght not to stand out from the rest of the team. It's different now.